Fashion Forward

Ladies, ladies, ladies! I do not work for Vogue, Elle or InStyle Magazine. I am not the new Chanel, Vera Wang, or Donna Karen. The only person I can style is myself, because I know what works for me. If I had to define my sense of style, I would put it somewhere between prissy and chic. I prefer pearls over bling, pumps over pumas and button-ups over your plain white tee. I am either really dressed up, or really dressed down.

I will not ascribe to being a style guru (see Snaps! for that), but there are a few fashion faux pas that really annoy me.

Here's why I'm mad:

Black stockings and peep toe shoes- are you serious?

Dark blue jeans, black shoes- depending on your top, go with brown... ALWAYS.

Stockings and sandals- Unless you are over the age of 50, big no-no!

Scarves, jackets and flip flops- If you need a jacket AND scarf, chances are you need shoes.

Panty lines- NEVER a good idea! If you don't like thongs, try boyshorts.

If I can see your underwear peeking out of your jeans, it's time to get a belt. If you are wearing a belt, it's time to get new underwear.

I am not the one to tell you what is in season or out. I wear pretty much whatever the hell I want, but there are just some things that should never be done.

Dress for the weather.

Dress for the occasion.

Dress for success.

Whatever you do, make sure you're DRESSED!